Tea Party Protesters Schedule

9 a.m. – Wake up

9:15 a.m. – Watch Fox News segment on why Obama is a Socialist and nod in agreement

9:30 a.m. – Cash government unemployment check

10 a.m. – Listen to Limbaugh on radio and giggle, “you tell ’em Rush!”

10:30 a.m. – Go to doctor paid for by Medicare

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11 a.m. – Read email claiming Obama was born in Kenya, forward it to friends and demand to personally see his birth certificate

11:15 a.m. – Print email of talking points against public option written by insurance company which they think comes from “average Americans” like them

11:30 – Paint offensive sign criticizing Obama and Nancy Pelosi

Noon – buy more bullets for hand gun at Wal-Mart, pick up prescription medication for free paid by Medicare

1 p.m. – Picket outside Town Hall meeting, accuse all opponents of being Communists

2 p.m. – Yell inside Town Hall meeting “I want my country back!’

3 p.m. – Try to get interviewed by local Fox affiliate who organized this “grass roots” protest

3:30 p.m. – Listen to Sean Hannity on the radio and smirk, “You tell ’em Sean!”

4 p.m. – Go online and sign up for extension of unemployment benefits, claim to be looking for jobs

5 p.m. – Watch O’Reilly on Fox News and mutter, “This country is going to hell.”

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One response to “Tea Party Protesters Schedule

  1. OBAMA KENYA = OK
    RUSH DICK-CHINEES CCOMRED=RDCC (RUSSIAN CHANNEL) DANGERS
    COULD IT BE POSSIBLE IF RUSH BE COMMUNIST SPY DESIGNED TO DISTROY AMERICA, THE WAY HE HAS DONE SINCE BUSH 1ST WHITE HOUSE VISIT.FISHEY.
    HE IS FOOLING REPUBLICANS.

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