Delicious Moose Burgers

Dear Friends:

What a wacky day in the stock market.  If McCain and Palin are elected, we’ll have a lot more days like that.   Pretty soon most of you will be unemployed without health insurance.  So maybe it’s best you learn to hunt just like Sarah Palin and her family.  And if you happen to catch anything, here’s a tasty recipe for Moose Burgers.

1 lg. egg
1 tbsp. bitters
1/2 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. ground black pepper
1 tbsp. melted butter
1/2 c. minced celery
1/2 c. onion, minced
2 c. bread crumbs (dry), cubed
2 lbs. lean ground moose meat
6 strips thick sliced bacon
24 toothpicks
In a bowl, beat egg, bitters, salt, and pepper. Stir in butter, celery, and onion. Toss in bread crumbs. Divide moose meat into 6 flat patties. Put 1/6 of stuffing on each pattie. Wrap pattie around stuffing into a ball. Mash balls into patties again. Place stuffed burgers on oiled roasting pan. Cut bacon strips in half. Secure atop burgers with toothpicks. Bake in 350 degree oven for 30 minutes. Broil for a minute to brown burgers before serving.  Tasty!

3 responses to “Delicious Moose Burgers

  1. I’d like a Big Moose from Moose-Donalds.

    Her hunting (along with her blatant disregard for the truth) has this wonderful small town charm.
    Exactly what I want in a president.

  2. Some good thoughts about Palin’s family and their holiness and purity.

    I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..

    * If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”

    * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American story.

    * If your name is Barack, you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

    * Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.

    * Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable.

    * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well-grounded.

    * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.

    * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking executive.

    * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.

    * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a Christian.

    * If you teach responsible, age-appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

    * If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.

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