Hey kids, it’s Halloween, ready for some Trick or Treat? First, here’s the Trick: when I get elected I’m going to start a war with Iran and you’re all going to be drafted! How do you like that, you little brats? You thought Fallujah was dangerous, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Now here’s a Treat: tax cuts! Bet you like that, huh? But only if you make more than $500,000 a year, then I’ll cut your taxes down to almost nothing. That’s 2% of the population. The other 98% don’t get a damn thing.
Rich people don’t deserve to pay their fair share, they’re better than you. I’ll also cut taxes from big corporations like oil companies who made a record $1 trillion in profits last quarter. My tax plan will add about a trillion dollars to our deficit, what a Treat! For everyone else, you’re going to pay more taxes on your social security and your health benefits. Now that’s Change we can all Believe In. So have a Happy Halloween and don’t forget to vote for me … you have no idea how scary it’s going to be once I’m in office.