I want to thank all the Veterans for their great patriotism and service today. In fact, you can thank people like me for creating more veterans due to my support of the Iraq War. I hope the war continues for another 15 years! And don’t forget Iran, I support attacking them as well. So keep fighting and keep dying. And remember one more thing about hawks like me, Dick Cheney, George Bush, Don Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz – we support war, as long as someone else is fighting. None of us ever served a day in combat and neither have our children.